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Themed Packs

Pussy Pack

A vile pack in a furry pouch written by a cat.

Pussy Pack

Culture Wars Pack

A pack about political polarization and algorithmically-induced outrage.

Culture Wars Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Pop Culture Bundle

Six incredible themed packs vaguely related to pop culture.

Pop Culture Bundle (Three-Quarter View of Box)

Smarty Pants Pack

30 deliciously cerebral cards that only your little genius will understand.

Smarty Pants Pack (Front of Wrapper)

School Sucks Pack

30 cards about the soul-sucking child-prison known as “school”.

School Sucks Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Class Clown Bundle

Three Family Edition packs plus 30 blank cards.

Nasty Bundle (Three-Quarter View of Box)

Clam-O-Naise Card Pack

30 cards about the sexual possibilities of shellfish.

Clam Pack - Front of pack

Scary Pack

A pack about serial killers, sex gremlins, and vaginas with teeth.

Scary Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Written by Kids Pack

A pack of bonkers Family Edition cards written by actual children.

Written by Kids Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Climate Catastrophe Pack

A pack about how fucked we all are.

Climate Catastrophe Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Picture Card Pack 3

The mind-bending finale to the epic Picture Card Pack trilogy.

Picture Card Pack 3 (Front of Wrapper)

Picture Card Pack 2

More cards with pictures! Your eyeballs will croon like a pair of glistening baby angels.

Picture Card Pack 2 (Front of Wrapper)

Picture Card Pack 1

A pack of cards with pictures on them! Your eyeballs will scream with delight.

Picture Card Pack 1 (Front of Wrapper)

Nasty Bundle

A collection of packs that's too nasty to sell in stores.

Nasty Bundle (Three-Quarter View of Box)

Period Pack

A pack written while we were on our periods.

Period Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Science Pack

A pack about science! Profits fund our Science Ambassador Scholarship.

Science Pack (Opened Wrapper, Showing Cards Inside)

2000s Nostalgia Pack

Chunky highlights! Bootcut jeans! 9/11! It’s a pack about the 2000s.

2000s Nostalgia Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Dad Pack

A pack about your second-favorite parent.

Dad Pack (Front of Wrapper)

College Pack

A pack about puking and going into debt, plus a poster for your dorm room.

College Pack (Front of Box)

Food Pack

A pack about eating, but you shouldn’t eat it! It’s paper!

Food Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Seasons Greetings Pack

A pack about yuletide cheer and crass consumerism.

Season's Greetings Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Saves America Pack

A pack from when we saved America a few years ago.

Saves America Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Fantasy Pack

It’s got goblins. It’s got wizards. You love this shit.

Fantasy Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Sci-Fi Pack

A pack about science going too far and bad things happening.

Sci-Fi Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Geek Pack

I tap three mana to cast this pack into your shopping cart.

Geek Pack (Front of Wrapper)

World Wide Web Pack

A pack written with anonymous Reddit users to benefit the EFF.

World Wide Web Pack (Front of Wrapper)

Theatre Pack

A pack about the magic of live theatre.

Theatre Pack (Front of Wrapper)